my dash is slow and annoying
[offended harry voice] HEYYYY
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
I made a new about me because I got a chunk of new followers and I like to pretend people are interested in me because I’m lonely and bored and also that panda stuffing its face with popcorn was getting a bit weird