oh god oh god oh god the casting of Finnick might be soon
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god heart palpitations

Oh my god.
This is like a Burn Book entry.

oh you mean like cuddling? yeah me too.
Lol you’re probably right… but actually, are we talking amount of sex or amount of people they have had sex with? Because let’s not forget Louis always has long term girlfriends so he will have had a fair amount just with the same people (although that ass is wasted on girls… sigh). Liam only holds hands and nothing more so it’s definitely not him. Harry is the most obvious slut but I think Zayn is more of a slut… and Niall’s a bit of a dark horse, a sneaky slut I would say. So yeah… probably Zayn.
zayn’s whole life is like weekend at bernie’s, except he’s just sleeping
they drag him to interviews and slap some sunglasses on him and tell everyone he’s shy
they set him up leaning on their shoulders and take pictures of him chilling with them
oh man watch out for this guy, now he’s eating a sandwich!!!
here’s zayn with a koala!!!
he’s havin’ the time of his life!!!