I don’t know, that’s a hard one (excuse the pun)

I think… I would say Zayn, Louis or Harry because they seem the most slutty. (I know Louis’ not an actual slut like he doesn’t sleep around but he’s still a bit of a whore in his general way of life)

But, I think Harry would like, really ~get into it~ so that might make him less skilled, maybe a bit sloppy and not trying to *please*, so that might make it not as good for some people but it might also be nicer too idk. He’d be confident too and make it a bit fun.

Louis is a weird one, I think he seems like he would boast about being really good in bed idk, I can just see him thinking he’s really good. But I don’t know (it is very hard for me to imagine him having sex with anyone other than Harry tbh), I think I get confused with fic Louis and actual Louis. Because people write Louis as really kinky and teasing but I don’t know if he would be all the time. I think he’d be good, I’m just not sure what his ~style would be.

Zayn I imagine is just a complete pimp. Like totally. Hot, steamy, rough, leather couches, leopard print bed covers, handcuffs, video camera. This is how I picture Zayn’s life tbh.